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Re: For the IOOOF Board of Directors

To: georgem1@top2.ficnet.net.tw
Subject: Re: For the IOOOF Board of Directors
From: miker15@juno.com
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 21:28:27 EST
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 07:09:43 +0800 George Merryweather
<georgem1@top2.ficnet.net.tw> writes:
>Possible application qualifications for entry into the IOOOF?

George - This REALLY worries me  - there are FAR too many that i relate
to !
I was already "kickin n screamin" to avoid the inevitable but some of
these are just too near the mark!!!! - Please God let it have to be ALL
of them!!
>
>> >Possible application questions for IOOOF
>> >              
>> >     You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
>> into the room.     

Yup - in days of yore id have been casting an assumed air of athleticism
- 
just recently i didnt even NOTICE (until prompted by a lesser OF) that
three ladies of exquisite proportion had entered the room!


>> >     You buy a compass for the dash of your car.    

I have - i really have!!

>> >     Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and
>> isn't breaking  any laws.    

Well actually not quite half - but shes 18 years younger than him!!

>> >     You call Olan Mills before they call you.    

Thank God i have no idea who this is yet

>> >     You sing along with the elevator music.    

Done it in the Supermarket! - "Muzak-Aerosmith!!!" -

>> >     You would rather go to work than stay home sick.    

No brainer
 

>> >     You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.    

Y'see i have this friend - who actually does own an MG who has this
terrible problem with his colon...........

>> >     You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
>> 
When wasnt it?


>> >     You answer a question with, "because I said so!"     

Only once - but its been done

>> >     You send money to PBS.    

And watch A+E every night!

>> >     You wear black socks with sandals.    

This is not an OF thing - i always have - im English!!

>> >     You can go bowling without drinking.    

And everywhere else!!

some possible additions.....

You switch from wearing Levis to JCPenneys own brand

You fart in an elevator - relieved that it was silent - except the only
one who didnt hear it was you!

You actually believe yourself when you tell your teenage children that:-
a)you never smoked pot
b)you never had sex until you were "in your twenties"
c)you never cheated on a test
d)you never got into rows with YOUR parents
etc

oh dear - im not ready for this!!!!1

mike robson
69 roadster
70 BGT
72 roadster
(and was old enough to drive all of them when they were new!)



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