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Subject: Awful Jokes
From: neil.cairns@virgin.net
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 10:59:45 -0700
I have found a few more........
 
OZ joke; How do you save a Pom from drowning?
         Shoot the bastard before he hits the water!

Brit joke; What is a New Zealands idea of foreplay?
           " Hey Cherryl wake up!"

           What is an OZ's idea of foreplay?
           " Brace yourself Shelia"

I'm not sure I should put in the USA one. It could cause another war.

And.......MGA tyres, ( tires??) I have had a set of radial ply Michelins
165 by 14 'MX's, one is over 15 years old and at a phenominal mileage,
but the sidewall is now showing sun-crazing.

Neil.

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