The Greatest Bumper Stickers
> Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
> If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
> Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
> 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
> Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
> Jesus is coming! Look busy!
> You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
>Save your breath ...You'll need it to blow up your date.
>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
>IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
>Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
>I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
>Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
Bill S.
Vancouver
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