> TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR
> - Submitted by Wilbur
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> 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
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> 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
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> 8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
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> 7. The rear-view miror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better
> Than This Piece of Junk."
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> 6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as
> the everyday abacus.
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> 5. Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
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> 4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included."
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> 3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
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> 2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
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> And, without further ado, the number one sign you bought a cheap car:
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> 1. When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.
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