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RE: How to sell and ship an engine

To: mgs@autox.team.net
Subject: RE: How to sell and ship an engine
From: Gordon Bird <gb@the-bdc.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 15:21:19 -0500
Well, that might work if you could get it through the metal detectors.
Detroit Metro is the only place I would suspect it could get through. <g>

Gordie Bird
62 MGA
80 MGB
86 Audi 4kq 

> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> 
> One of the airlines is currently offering a "Fly Anywhere" 
> price of $99.00, I 
> think.  Why not just put the engine in a wheelchair, wrap it 
> in a blanket, 
> and put a hat on top.  Then buy a ticket, and at the gate, roll the 
> wheelchair up to the flight attendent.  For good effect, lift 
> the hat a 
> little and give the engine a kiss goodbye.
> 
> Make sure to tell the attendent that Granny sleeps very 
> soundly, and she may 
> be like a dead weight to lift into a seat.  Maybe they'll 
> leave her...er, 
> it...in the wheelchair.
> 
> Then just have the recipient meet the plane at the airport.
> 
> Well, it's worth a try!
> 
> Allen Hefner
> SCCA Philly Region Rally Steward
> '77 Midget
> '92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
> 

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