New Jersey/Pennsylvania (no LBC content, and late as usual)

["Feldman, Jack (Jack)" <jack@lucent.com>]

> New Jersey:
>       Why does NewYork have all the Investment Bankers, and NJ have all
> the toxic dumps?    NJ got first pick!
> 
> Pennsylvania:
> 
>       Why go to PA? In the center of the state, in a valley known as
> 'Happy", surrounded by mountains named after an Indian Princess, there is
> a State Prison - no actually a few miles from the prison is an institution
> where an old man works. He goes to work on Saturdays with his trousers
> rolled up. He creates much joy in the valley. That is why I would go the
> PA. 
> 
> Jack 
>