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Subject: Joke (No LBC)
From: The Sinclairs <>
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 17:29:10 -0700

>Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 

>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 

>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 

>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything 

>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 

>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet 

>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 

>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

>Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism 

>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But 
Leave Your Money) 

>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The 
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 

>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 

>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 

>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

>Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism 

>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 

>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax 

>Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 

>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 

>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 

>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And 
Very Little Else 

>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

>Nevada: Whores and Poker! 

>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone 

>New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right 

>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

>New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To 
An Attorney ... 

>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 

>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 

>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 

>Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner 

>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 

>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 

>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 

>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 

>Tennessee: The Educashun State 

>Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles 

>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

>Vermont: Yep 

>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! 

>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 

>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! 

>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 

>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!!!

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