Kinda makes me feel funny for owning two BMWs.
rick
Bullwinkle wrote:
> Attention Visitors; Iowa Tourism Council Bulletin:
>
> This list of rules will be handed to each person as they enter
> the state.
>
> 2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive,
> you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a four wheel drive
> because I need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.
>
> 12. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real
> impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we
> use two weeks a year.
>
> 13. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We
> stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
>
> 14. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want
> to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
>
> 18. So every person in every pick-up waves. It's called being
> friendly. Understand the concept or we'll kick your butt.
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