>From the land of Cheeseheads, where DUI is a sport:
A cop was sitting outside a Wisconsin bar, looking for potential drunk
drivers. A patron left the bar, appearing very inebriated. He staggered
around, went to the side of the bar and urinated. He then tried to get into a
car, but his key didn't work. He did this to about 4 more cars. He finally
got into his car, tried starting it with his house key. AFter several
attempts he gets it started, grinds the gears a few times and left the parking
lot.
The cop pulls him over, and gives him a breathalized test. It reads zero.
The cop asks him to explain.
It's simple officer, I'm the designated decoy. My drunk buddies left while
you were watching me.
True?
Maynard Hirsch
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