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FW: [inhomedc] OT: :) So which one are you?

To: "'Bonham, Cheryle'" <cherbon@yahoo.com>,
Subject: FW: [inhomedc] OT: :) So which one are you?
From: "Willburn, Gerry" <Gerry.Willburn@trw.com>
Date: Fri, 15 Jan 1999 12:54:16 -0800

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> Sent: Friday, January 15, 1999 12:50 PM
> To:   Willburn, Gerry
> Subject:      Fw: [inhomedc] OT:  :)   So which one are you?
> 
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> -----Original Message-----
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> 
> How to tell where a driver is from
> 
>  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  CHICAGO
> 
>  One hand on wheel, one (raised) finger out window:  NEW YORK
> 
>  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on  accelerator:
> BOSTON
> 
>  One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: CALIFORNIA.
>       With gun in lap:  L.A.
> 
>  Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> OHIO, BUT DRIVING IN CALIFORNIA.
> 
>  Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> talk to someone in back seat:  ITALY
> 
>  One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
> mind on game:  SEATTLE
> 
>  One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
> bag out the window:  TEXAS MALE
> 
>  One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
> steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming
> around
> a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
>   TEXAS COUNTRY MALE
> 
>  One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
> angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail
> to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle
> steering the car,chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in
> the glove compartment:  TEXAS FEMALE
> 
>  Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
> checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their
> own or another's car:  COLORADO
> 
>  One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving
> gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
> landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
> bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter:
> COLORADO RESIDENT AFTER SPOTTING A CAR WITH TEXAS PLATE.
> 
>  Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
> on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:  WEST VIRGINIA MALE.
> 
>  Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is  now
> wearing a barrel:  LAS VEGAS VISITOR
> 
>  Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window  level,
> driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker  on:
> FLORIDA "SEASONED CITIZEN" DRIVER, also known as "no-see-um"
> 
>  Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a 70 mph zone in the  left
> lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn:  NEW  MEXICO
> 
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