-- [ From: Bob Nogueira * EMC.Ver #3.1a ] --
1. You Can't Win
Lady : " What a nice MG"
Me: " Thank you, but its a Morgan "
Lady " Yeah, that's what the M in MG stands for isn't it ?."
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2. Dumbest Question
" How do they get the plastic on the dash to looks so much like real wood ?
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3 . ( My Favorite )
Old lady in a Buick: "Excuse me, Is that a British sportscar"
Me: Yes . It's a Morgan.
Old lady: I thought so ! You've got that same shit eating grin my late
husband always had when he drove his MG .
Bob Nogueira
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