Uh oh... Did someone say F-O-R-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!! KA-BOOM!!!!!!
POW!!!! SNAP!!!! SIZZLE-SIZZLE!!!! CRACKLE-CRACKLE!!! Sputter...
Sputter-crackle... Sputter... sput.... (Anybody smell something
burning????)
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