Why do you feel sorry? Do you figure she got a sexually transmissioned
disease? <graon>
Robert D.
-----Original Message-----
From Graziano, Michael <michael.graziano at csfb.com>
To: 'Chris Kotting' <ckotting@iwaynet.net>; Graziano, Michael
<michael.graziano@csfb.com>
Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Date: January 28, 2000 3:29 PM
Subject: RE: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
>Oh God. I remember that story now. I'm surprised I forgot it. I laughed
>for hours afterwards. And yet, I still feel bad for the woman.
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Chris Kotting [SMTP:ckotting@iwaynet.net]
>> Sent: Friday, January 28, 2000 2:07 PM
>> To: Graziano, Michael
>> Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net
>> Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
>>
>> Not private at all. I suspect that Bob would rather not have had the
>> story to tell, though.
>>
>> Go to the Archives
>> (http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=spridgets) and do a subject
>> search on the words "have believed it" without the quotes.
>>
>> "Graziano, Michael" wrote:
>> >
>> > Private story?
>> >
>> > > -----Original Message-----
>> > > From: Chris Kotting [SMTP:ckotting@iwaynet.net]
>> > > Sent: Friday, January 28, 2000 12:53 PM
>> > > Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net
>> > > Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
>> > >
>> > > If you're thinking of the story I think you're thinking of, she may
>> not
>> > > have been crazy, but she sure was no lady!
>> > >
>> > > David Riker wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > I think I'm going out to the garage with my MG World Magazine to
>> look at
>> > > the
>> > > > centerfolds....
>> > > >
>> > > > Maybe the lady in the alley wasn't crazy after all.
>> > > > David Riker
>> > > > 74 Midget
>> > > > 78 Midget
>> > > > 63 Falcon
>> > > > http://personalweb.sunset.net/~davidr
>> > > > ----- Original Message -----
>> > > > From: Glen Byrns <grbyrns@ucdavis.edu>
>> > > > To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
>> > > > Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2000 8:13 PM
>> > > > Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
>> > > >
>> > > > > I confess. I did it. I brought down the bad weather for others
>> by
>> > > > enjoying
>> > > > > our good weather too much.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > When I got home for lunch today, the sun was out, the sky was
>> blue....
>> > > I
>> > > > > parked the Volvo way to the side of the driveway to leave room to
>> back
>> > > the
>> > > > > Bugeye out of the garage. Opening the garage door with hushed
>> > > > anticipation,
>> > > > > I gazed over the newly paneled interior (thanks Frank C.)and my
>> heart
>> > > > began
>> > > > > to thump in my chest. Slowly I unzipped the tonneau cover,
>> opening
>> > > the
>> > > > > snaps one by one. Gently I rolled it up and set it aside. This
>> ride
>> > > was
>> > > > to
>> > > > > be TOTALLY open. The little silver key, now dangling alone on a
>> > > separate
>> > > > > little ring (thanks Rick W.) teased and begged to be turned. NO!
>> First
>> > > a
>> > > > > gently but firm pull of the choke to just the right spot and a
>> short
>> > > tug
>> > > > on
>> > > > > the starter to stir the blood in its veins. Now grasping the key
>> > > between
>> > > > my
>> > > > > trembling fingers, I turned it. The little red light told me now
>> was
>> > > the
>> > > > > moment... and I pulled the starter button. The red light was
>> overcome
>> > > by
>> > > > > the rush of energy pouring from the alternator (Frank C.) as the
>> > > engine
>> > > > > started on the second rotation (thanks PO). I let out the breath
>> I
>> > > didn't
>> > > > > realize I had been holding and eased in the choke. A smooth and
>> steady
>> > > > idle
>> > > > > purred beneath the hood (Crane Cams) and sent a vibration up my
>> spine
>> > > (bad
>> > > > > motor mounts). My breath now was coming in ragged gasps as I...
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Oops! coffee water is hot, gotta go now.
>> > > > > Regards, Glen Byrns
>> > > > >
>> >
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