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Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!

To: spridgets@autox.team.net, grbyrns@ucdavis.edu
Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 09:47:59 -0800 (PST)
Oh baby, don't stop now!

Glen have you ever thought of starting a 900 number for LBC fantasies? ;-)

BTW - That hit a little too close to home, since I have to park my volvo to the 
side too, and then roll back the tonneau. I plan to do this same exact scenario 
tomorrow if the sun keep shining

 - Bryan


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>I confess.  I did it.  I brought down the bad weather for others by enjoying
>our good weather too much.
>
>When I got home for lunch today, the sun was out, the sky was blue.... I
>parked the Volvo way to the side of the driveway to leave room to back the
>Bugeye out of the garage.  Opening the garage door with hushed anticipation,
>I gazed over the newly paneled interior (thanks Frank C.)and my heart began
>to thump in my chest.  Slowly I unzipped the tonneau cover, opening the
>snaps one by one.  Gently I rolled it up and set it aside.  This ride was to
>be TOTALLY open.  The little silver key, now dangling alone on a separate
>little ring (thanks Rick W.) teased and begged to be turned. NO! First a
>gently but firm pull of the choke to just the right spot and a short tug on
>the starter to stir the blood in its veins.  Now grasping the key between my
>trembling fingers, I turned it.  The little red light told me now was the
>moment... and I pulled the starter button.  The red light was overcome by
>the rush of energy pouring from the alternator (Frank C.) as the engine
>started on the second rotation (thanks PO).  I let out the breath I didn't
>realize I had been holding and eased in the choke. A smooth and steady idle
>purred beneath the hood (Crane Cams) and sent a vibration up my spine (bad
>motor mounts). My breath now was coming in ragged gasps as I...
>
>Oops! coffee water is hot, gotta go now.
>                              Regards, Glen Byrns
>
>
>Brad Fornal wrote:
>
>
>>I don't know which of you jokers was so mad about me cruisin' around
>>with the top down and in a short sleeve shirt Saturday that you send
>>down all this damn snow. You mean, vindictive, rotten,  um,
>>............er, ............. Montana Bob YOU!!  Who ever you are, I
>>want you to come down here and get all this snow, NOW!!!!  You don't
>>need to fess up here on the list, and I really don't need to know who
>>you are, just come down tonight, I'll keep my eyes closed, PROMISE. When
>>I wake up in the morning I want all this white crap gone... That's it,
>>nothing more, I live in Texas for the LBC weather, I don't need this. I
>>want my top down again (:^(
>>
>>
>


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