She took the Polo Shirt???????
The B!^ch
Larry
on 7/2/00 8:05 PM, Larry Cogan at woodrat@spacey.net wrote:
> My girl friend of two and a half years has left me and taken with her
> my Tbird and the boobs I bought her (not to mention the just arrived
> Spridgets polo shirt). This could get a spridgeteer down lower than
> two broke rear springs. In order not to dwell on my losses and remain
> upbeat about all this I have resolved to consider the positive
> aspects:
>
> I can wet sand little pieces in the kitchen sink.
> I can keep a gallon jug of paint thinner on the kitchen counter to get
> paint off my hands before GoJoing.
> I can leave the GoJo on the counter instead of having to put it under
> the sink, and to hell with that little oval mark it leaves.
> I can run parts thru the dishwasher.
> I can cover the dining room table with parts, invoices, catalogs and
> other things waiting to be delt with.
> The above also applies to all the living room furniture.
> I can place massive parts orders without getting the sniff or the cold
> look.
> I no longer have to defend each item as it comes out of the box from
> the attack of "did you really have to have that to make the car go?"
> or "how much was THAT?".
> I no longer have to waste all that clear space in the garage that was
> a pathway to the washer/dryer.
> I can monitor the progress of life on the spridgets and TC lists
> without having to answer "what are you buying now?"
> I can come in from the garage and sit in the living room at any time
> it strikes my fancy.
>
> and on a very personal note, when Im feeling especially
> rebellious, I can put on yesterdays underware if Im going to the
> garage!
>
> Jeesh, life is good......except for
> I really miss all that stuff she took with her.
>
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