ANDY Weaks wrote:
> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
>personality based on what she drinks.
>
> Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The
>results:
>
> Drink: Beer
> Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
> Drink: Blender Drinks
> Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
> Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
>
> Drink: Mixed Drinks
> Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
>knows exactly what she wants.
> Your Approach: You won't have to approach her,> if she is interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink.
>
> Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
> Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
> Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
>friends.
>
> Drink: White Zinfandel
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
>clue.
> Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy
>target.
>
> Drink: Shots
> Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
>drunk...... and naked.
> Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening.
> Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
>
> Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very
>simple and clear cut:
>
> Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
> Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
> Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to
>help him get laid.
>
> Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
>
> Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
> White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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