If you put butter on toast and drop it, which way will it land? Butter side
down, of course.
If you drop a cat, which way will it land? On it's feet, of course.
So the next logical questions HAS to be: What happens if you drop a cat with
butter on it's back??
The answer clearly is that it never hits the ground. It will continue to
rotate just above the ground and yowl like crazy.
Now, more than one person that has claimed abduction by aliens has described
the sound inside the ship , as being one not unlike that of many yowling cats.
Clearly the extraterrestrials have harnessed this perpetual power.
You can try this at home yourselves, both cat lovers and haters alike. But I
would recommend doing it outside. Don't use margerine, either.
Geoff Branch
'74 Meejit "Yellow Peril"
'72 Innocenti 1300 Mini
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