LMAO! BTDT!
A good one is giving cats food aversions by stuffing the pill in a favorite
treat. Once they taste the bitter pill they will never eat that treat again...
-=Chris
Chris King - cbking@alum.rpi.edu
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/kvcbk/
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From RBHouston at aol.com
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 11:18:13 EST
> HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
>
>
> 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left
> arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger
> and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently
> apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right
> hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow
> cat to close mouth and swallow.
>
...
>
> 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell
> and call local pet shop to see if they have any
> hamsters.
>
>
> HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL
>
> 1. Wrap it in bacon.
>
> 2. Toss it in the air.
>
>
> __________________________________________________
>
>
>
>Robert Houston
>Santa Teresa, NM
>'74 Midget
>63 TR4
>..
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