In line with the previous statement about San Francisco:
A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the
driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask
you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1 you have to promise you are single and
#2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"
"OK," the nun says, "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin, I'm Gay and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
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