Subj: Fwd: Chapter 1
This remains a Classic ...
> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life, Chapter 1 , Verses
> 1-15:
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> 1. In the beginning there was the Plan.
>
> 2. And then came the Assumptions.
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> 3. And the Assumptions were without form.
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> 4. And the Plan was without Substance.
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> 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
>
> 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of
> shit and it stinks."
>
> 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a
> crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
>
> 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
> container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may
> abide
> by it."
>
> 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel
> of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
>
> 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
> "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
>
> 11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
> "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
>
> 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
> "It has very powerful effects."
>
> 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
>
> 14. And the Plan became Policy.
>
> 15. And that is how shit happens!
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