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Re: [Spridgets] OK,

To: "Larry Daniels" <ladaniels@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Re: [Spridgets] OK,
From: "Michael Conn" <mconn2@bright.net>
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:00:03 -0400
Larry,

Got a good laugh from these.   Thank you.

Michael

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Larry Daniels" <ladaniels@sbcglobal.net>
To: "Spridgets List" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 9:35 PM
Subject: [Spridgets] OK, since we are all getting testy here... when insults 
had class


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> "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --  
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> "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
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> "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
> dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
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> "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho 
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> "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved 
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> "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar 
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> "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
> friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
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> followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, 
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> "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." --
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> "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." --
> Samuel Johnson
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> "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
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> "He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
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> Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a dinner party, "Winston, 
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> you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
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> Churchill replied, "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!"
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