Norman C. Miller wrote:
> Five is also the number of Tigers owned by the old "curmudgeon" who lives
> under the
> tracks.
According to the Bros. Grimm, if you throw a Gold Piece over the trestle of the
tracks, the feared "curmudgeon" will let you pass, but not without a few well
chosen Druid curses, such as "Well, I see you've not got the original rivets.
That's going to cost you a pretty penny, my dear."
Truth is, that "old curmudgeon" is 32 years old, and has that beard pasted on
and dyed grey. Keep your women home.
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