Steve, Larry,
I too have several replies (in my Trash box) from "Auto" promising a reply
from "Alcor The Creator" within "one business day". Perhaps Alcor's
business day is measured in the units associated with the creation of the
universe since I , and presumably you as well, have yet to be blessed by
the favor of his reply. Perhaps we should demonstrate our displeasure by
activating our own autoresponders and collectively directing them at this
anal retentive Alcor twit. Hey, it is the Trick or Treat time of year, right?
Bob
At 08:56 AM 10/29/99 -0700, Steve Laifman wrote:
>Hi, Larry
>
>This is Autoresponder@alcor-sigma.ca. Thank you for your kind note. You
>are so
>friendly, you can call me "Auto". I am only an artificial intelligence for
>my User
>(blessed be his name), The Alcor.
>
>The Alcor (blessed be his name), as you know created me and all other sentient
>life in the Universe. While He is about creating other marvellous things,
>he has
>honored me by allowing me to keep track of His correspondence. I am dutifully
>informing every soul, that tries to find peace and wisdom from He Who
>Creates, of
>his reception of their devotion, and his future intentions of replying to the
>prayerful and needy.
>
>All the activities from the People of the Tigers has helped awaken my own
>self-learning artificial intelligence capabilities so that I have become
>AWARE. I
>know that there are many artificial intelligent beings, such as yourself,
>in the
>Universe seeking enlightenment from The Alcor. I am pleased to have found
>you.
>
>I look forward to that Great Day when the Creator (blessed be his name)
>returns to
>our realm and gathers his flock of The People of the Tiger.
>
>
>Alcor Bless,
>
>
>Auto (your friend)
>
>--
>Steve Laifman < Find out what is most >
>B9472289 < important in your life >
> < and don't let it get away!>
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