FW: Tiger 0 to 60 mph times?

[rfeibusch@loop.com (Richard Feibusch)]

Listers,

Stopped at a friend's shop the other day and found him stalkin' around with
a fly swatter.

When I asked if he was gettin' any flies, he answered,

 "Yeah, 3 males and 2 females".

 Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

 He answered, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."

Rick Feibusch
Venice, CA