You have been served: (have a safe one)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to your race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform. By accepting this
greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to
the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher. The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the
wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, and/or
shareholders.
Hope you all have a most enjoyable holiday season!!
David
Red Mixmaster (Ford V8, no waiting . . .)
D. E. Adin, Photographer
Box 2161
Durango, Colorado 81302
(970) 247-0704
adin@frontier.net
www.frontier.net/~adin
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