I may have told this story before but forgive me:
I had a history of problems with my Tiger's steering rack, some of them
too sad to relate here, but when I was getting leakage from the boots, I
didn't want -- for various reasons -- to take the whole thing apart. I just
wanted to keep it running.
I had the inspiration of loosening the end clamps and squirting some oil
in with some device, and the device that came to mind was a hyperdomic needle.
So I went to my local pharmacy -- I live in a small town just outside of
Washington DC - and bought such a device and filled it with 90-weight oil and
it worked like a charm.
I later learned that the pharmacist, by law, reported me to the cops for
buying a hyperdomic also known as a known as a drug delivery device, who
reported me to the DEA, who reported me to who the hell knows? I later learned
this from the pharmacist when we were at a party. So when my computer records
are revealed, when I decide to run for the Supreme Court, it will be shown
that I once purchased a suspicious device and my explaining that it was to
repair my Tiger's steering gear, will be lauched out of court, and my
political career will be ended.
Jim Anderson
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