Car Wars movie review
Droids C. Jeepo and RX-7-D2 encounter Obi Wan Camaro and they recruit Honda
del Solo, played by Harrison Ford, who must be the Pathfinder on their
Odyssey, along with copilot Chevy Hatchbacca. They put their Mazda Millenia
Falcon into hyperdrive, setting a Corsica for the Windstar, where they Probe
for the princess, Tracer location, and Avenger capture by the Isuzu Storm
Troopers.
In "The Empire Strikes Back" Intrepid Luke is the Protege of young Toyota,
who teaches him to Accura-ly wield his Buick Light LeSabre and battle Dark
Vetter, who reveals that Luke is Datsun he never knew.
In the Prelude, "The Rolls Royce Phantom Menace," Liam Nissan stars.
May the Ford be with you.
First presented by Carlotta Stankiewicz at the O. Henry Pun-Off, Austin
Texas, May 1999
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