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How many cylinders do you have?

To: "Ba-Autox@Autox.Team.Net" <ba-autox@autox.team.net>
Subject: How many cylinders do you have?
From: "Corey Smith" <smythe@ixpres.com>
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 08:31:37 -0800
Okay....

My current count:
4 - 99 Ninja ZX-9R (150hp)
6 - 00 Audi S4 (265hp, 340hp, or 370hp depending on chip program)
1.33 - 84 VW GTi (1 of 3 owners)
Total = 11.33

My previous count:
4 - 97 Audi A4 1.8T (215hp)
4 - 88 Ninja 750 (98hp)
8 - 87 GMC 1/2ton truck (350hp)
2 - 91 Yamaha Banshee (105hp and only 320lbs!)
1 - 88 Yamaha Warrior
1 - 85 Kawasaki Bayou 350
1 - 83 Honda Big Red 3-wheeler
1 - 82 Honda 110 3-wheeler

Lifetime count = 33.33

Not bad for a 25 year old, I guess.  I had that GMC for 6.5 years, though.

Now if only I could count my father's cylinder count.  I'll give his current
# a shot:

8 - 99 GMC Denali
8 - 93 Cadillac Eldorado
8 - 00 Ford F-250
8 - 99 Ford F-450
8 - 85 GMC 3/4ton truck
8 - 78 Lincoln Continental
8 - 74 Mercedes 450SL
8 - 79 Chevrolet 3/4ton truck
8 - ?? Caterpillar D4D bulldozer
8 - ?? John Deere tractor
4 - miscellaneous 4-wheelers
4 - two SeaDoo's
2 - two John Deere riding lawn mowers
That's 90, and who knows how many little things I'm missing from this list.
I don't think I even want to know his life count.  PLUS, this doesn't count
his part ownership of all the family farm vehicles (that would be
hundreds!),
this is all his personal stuff!

Corey

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