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Subject: Those bumper sticker that are funny
From: "Deena Petrie" <dpetrie@megsinet.net>
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 2002 20:49:57 -0500
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|                      A Bumper Crop of Bumper  Stickers
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| * Honk If You've  Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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| * Necrophilia: That  Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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| * Horn Broken ... Watch  For Finger.
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| * Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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| * Guys: No  Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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| * Boldly Going Nowhere
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| * Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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| * Saw It ... Wanted It ...  Threw A Fit ... Got It!
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| * All Men Are Animals - Some Just Make Better  Pets.
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| * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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| * WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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| * Practice Safe  Sex - Go Screw Yourself.
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| * Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard  Feelings".
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| * Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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| * It's Not How  You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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| * Cleverly Disguised  As A Responsible Adult
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| * If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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| * Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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| * If Sex Is A Pain In The  Ass, Then You're Doing It  Wrong...
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