Apparently somebody met my better half and wrote what down what he was
up to the other day!!!!!! Not that I wouldn't be tempted to do the
same, beer is great on a hot day!!!
Naomi Lamb
68 1600
>>> Guy & Pamela Pepoy <gppepoy@cybertrails.com> 5/4/03 3:11:28 am >>>
-------- Original Message --------
Whadaya think?
I think a female type person, who does not fully appreciate the zen
and
the feng fooey of car rapair wrote this. Not all female type persons
are so inclined. BUT there are a few out there...who just don't get
it....It's not the results....its the journey. I keep saying that
over
and over and over and over and over.
Guy
Tempe, AZ
-------- Original Message --------
Changing the oil differences between women and men.
>
> Women:
>
> 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last
oil
>
> change.
> 2. Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained
> vehicle.
>
> Money Spent:
> $20.00 Oil Change
> $1.00 Coffee
>
> Total: $21.00
>
> Men:
>
> 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for
oil,
> filter,
> kitty litter,
> hand cleaner and scented tree.
> 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking
it
> back to
> O'Reilly to
> recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
> 3. Open a beer and drink it.
> 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
> 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
> 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
> 7. Place drain pan under engine.
> 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
> 9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
> 10. Unscrew drain plug.
> 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in
process.
> 12. Clean up.
> 13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
> 14. Look for oil filter wrench.
> 15. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist it off.
> 16. Beer.
> 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change
tomorrow.
> 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
> 19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
> 20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
> 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
> 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean
oil to
>
> gasket first.
> 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
> 24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
> 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
> 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil
> drains onto
> floor.
> 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
> 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction.
> 29. Begin cussing fit.
> 30. Throw wrench.
> 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December
> (1992) in
> the left
> boob.
> 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
> 33. Beer.
> 34. Beer.
> 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
> 36. Beer.
> 37. Lower car from jack stands
> 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands
> 39. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during
> step
> 23.
> 40. Test drive car
> 41. Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
> 42. Car gets impounded.
> 43. Make bail; get car from impound yard.
>
> Money Spent:
> $50 parts
> $12 beer
> $75 replacement set of jack stands; hey the colors have to match!
> $1000 Bail
> $200 Impound and towing fee
>
> ---------------------------
> Total: $1337
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