It's Friday, so....... I finally made the 'A List'. I got an e-mail from
THE DESK OF DR. UBA VICTOR. FEDERAL MINISTRY OF TRADE, COMMERCE AND TOURISM.
He wants to put $20 million into my bank account. I get to keep 30%!! Should
I be concerned about the fact that this money was "...accrued overtime from
deliberately inflated contract awarded in my Ministry..."? Nah! It came from
the oil industry in Nigeria (the e-mail came from Argentina). Now I'll be able
to fill out my Healey stable, build a garage to store them all, and enjoy the
fruits of my (non-)labor. As soon as I get the money and get organized, I'll
send airline tickets to all of you so you can come and see my collection.
Yeh, sure! Hee, hee! ;-) Oops. I forgot. I was supposed to handle this
transaction with absolute confidentiality. Forget you saw this. Delete
immediately.
(The Other) Len
Vacaville, CA
1967 3000 MKIII HBJ8L39031
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