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Re: Friday Funnies (Hit DELETE if thin-skinned)

To: bspidell@comcast.net, healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Friday Funnies (Hit DELETE if thin-skinned)
From: tammie wall <whammie@iopener.net>
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 06:58:14 -0600
hey bob -- it would have been even funnier if it had some of that wonderful 
off-colour british humour......let's see, we could make the little red sports 
car a big healey...
Bob Spidell wrote:
 > 
 > FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
 > and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
 > 
 > The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through
 > her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it
 > look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it
 > has your picture on it."
 > 
 > The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
 > handed it to the policewoman.
 > 
 > "Here it is," she said.
 > 
 > The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
 > "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop "
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > 
 > ********************************************
 > Bob Spidell         San Jose, CA        bspidell@comcast.net
 > '67 Austin-Healey 3000             '56 Austin-Healey 100M
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