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Subject: FF - Bat Food
From: "Bob Spidell" <bspidell@comcast.net>
Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 08:35:11 -0700
Looking for Food


 A vampire bat came
 flapping in from the
 night covered in fresh
 blood and parked
 himself on the roof of
 the cave to get some
 sleep.

 Pretty soon all the
 other bats smelled the
 blood and began
 hassling him about
 where he got it. He
 told them to go away
 and let him get some
 sleep. However, the
 bats persisted until
 finally he gave in.

 "OK, follow me," he
 said and flew out of
 the cave with hundreds
 of bats behind him.
 Down through a valley
 they went, across a
 river and into a
 forest full of trees.
 Finally he slowed down
 and all the other bats
 excitedly milled
 around him.

 "Now, do you see that
 tree over there?" he
 asked.

 "Yes, yes, yes!" the
 bats all screamed in a
 hungry frenzy.

 "Good," said the first
 bat tiredly, "Because
 I didn't!"



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Bob Spidell         San Jose, CA        bspidell@comcast.net
'67 Austin-Healey 3000             '56 Austin-Healey 100M
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