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Subject: FW: Friday Funny
From: "Esko and Megan Cate" <ptenmcate@cablespeed.com>
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:47:17 -0700
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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