Just in time for Friday Funnies, a friend forwarded this to me today:
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks
the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor
rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's
your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks
the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."
(The Other) Len
Vacaville, CA
1967 3000 MKIII HBJ8L39031
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