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To: "Healeys@Autox. Team. Net" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: FW: Get a load of this!!
From: "Mark Goodman" <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:38:48 -0400
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> History Lesson 
> 
> Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. 
> 
> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. 
> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. 
> 
> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. 
> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 
> 
> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. 
> Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. 
> 
> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. 
> Both Presidents were shot in the head. 
> 
> Now it gets really weird. 
> 
> Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. 
> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. 
> 
> Both were assassinated by Southerners. 
> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. 
> 
> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. 
> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. 
> 
> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. 
> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. 
> 
> Both assassins were known by their three names. 
> Both names are composed of fifteen letters. 
> 
> Now hang on to your seat. 
> 
> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' 
> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' 
> 
> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a 
> warehouse. 
> 
> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a 
> theater. 
> 
> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. 
> 
> And here's the kicker.. 
> 
> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland 
> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Mon roe. 
> 
> Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this 
> is 
> one history lesson people don't mind reading 
> and you'll NEVER see it in the History books ! 




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