>From David:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Virginia,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Elvis
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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