(This is just for those who appreciate a little humor in their life. If that
just isn't for you, PLEASE HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.)
TIP: Never end a sentence with a preposition. Here's an example.
Nick is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then
he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234,
and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for
another year!"
Nick rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Virginia. He showers, shaves and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed and lying next to her
says, "123."
He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just as
the medicine man had promised.
Virginia, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you
say 123 for?"
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a
sentence with a preposition.
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