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Subject: [Healeys] Friday funny
From: "david porter" <frogeye@swcp.com>
Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2007 06:38:41 -0600
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> >   One day a father gets out
>     of work and on his way home he suddenly
> >   remembers that
>     it's his daughter's birthday.
> >
> >   He pulls over to a
>     toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for
> >
>     one
> >   of Those Barbie's in the display
>     window?"
> >
> >   The salesperson
>     answers,
> >
> >   which one do you mean,
>     sir?
> >
> >   We have:
> >
> >   Work
>     Out Barbie for $19.95,
> >
> >   Shopping Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   Beach Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   Disco Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   Ballerina Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   Astronaut Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   Skater Barbie for
>     $19.95,
> >
> >   and Divorced Barbie for
>     $265.95"
> >
> >   The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why
>     is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
> >   and the others only
>     $19.95?
> >
> >   The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes,
>     sighs, and answers: Sir...,
> >   "Divorced Barbie comes
>     with:
> >   Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
>     Furniture, Ken's Computer
> >   and...One of Ken's
>     Friends.
>
>
>
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>   >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>   --
>
>
>
>
>See what youre getting intobefore you go there See it!
>
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