>One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
>wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
>Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
>
>His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
> let such a comment go unrewarded.
>
>The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
> his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
> little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
>
>"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum
> powder in my underwear?"
>She replied with a snicker...
>"It's not talcum powder......
>It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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