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Re: [Healeys] Stripes/Racing stripes??????????

To: raymead@comcast.net, AUSTIN HEALEY CLUB <healeys@autox.team.net>,
Subject: Re: [Healeys] Stripes/Racing stripes??????????
From: <pennell@cox.net>
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2010 16:23:07 -0500
Carlos,

I painted stripes on my BN7 for reason #10!

Keith

---- Carlos Cruz <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com> wrote: 
> Alright Ray, what are you drinking and why haven't you passed it around to 
>the rest of us?  
> 
> Just curious, what triggered the interesting question 40+ years later? 
> 
> To steal one from David Letterman... 
> 
> The top ten purposes for racing stripes:
> 
> >
> 10:Racing stripes make the car go faster
> 
> >
> 9:Racing stripes give the driver an aggressive attitude
> 
> >
> 8:Racing stripes give bugs "lane choice" right before a bug strike
> 
> >
> 7:Because flames on a British car just look silly
> 
> >
> 6:Racing stripes make the car look like it's going fast when parked
> 
> >
> 5:Racing stripes represent how many times you've had to re-do the car
> 
> >
> 4:Racing stripes allow the driver to be a good samaritan by drawing the 
>police's attention away from the faster moving car in the next lane
> 
> >
> 3:Who wants a one-color car
> 
> >
> 2:Racing stripes prove the painter can still paint a straight line even after 
>a case of beer
> 
> >
> 1:The Metric System:  It takes nearly a gallon to paint a car properly and 
>paint is sold by the liter in England.  Too many cars were 90% complete and 
>painters had difficulty matching the original color.
> 
> >Just having fun on a Tuesday afternoon.
> 
> Cheers
> To: AUSTIN HEALEY CLUB <healeys@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Tue, March 2, 2010 1:30:24 PM
> Subject: [Healeys] Stripes/Racing stripes??????????
> 
> hello all
> 
> 
> 
> Way back when (mid 60s) , i was in a sportscar club in San Antonio, Texas
> 
> called Checkpointer's Ltd..........
> 
> 
> There was a guy in the club (an Englishman who was in our
> 
> Air Force), who had a great Healey........... (I had an old beat
> 
> up and modified '56 Healey).................
> 
> 
> 
> As I remember it - he told me that stripes down the hood of a car
> 
> actually mean something - stripes could be thick or thin, and would
> 
> refer to both the car and the driver..........B  depending on the thickness
> 
> of the stripes, and their layout, it would mean something like "car ready",
> 
> or "driver ready" or "car and driver ready"..............
> 
> 
> 
> Anyone know what the heck I am talking about??????
> 
> 
> 
> tks, ray
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