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Re: on flying chickens

To: ckr <>
Subject: Re: on flying chickens
From: Jay Quinn <>
Date: Sun, 01 Dec 1996 16:38:33 -0600
I too have almost been impaled by a Wild Turkey.

I drank too much Wild Turkey and drove my Spitfire into a ditch on a dark
dirt road 40 miles outside of town.  Lucky I had my favorite squeeze with
me.  ;-)


At 04:38 PM 12/1/96 -0500, ckr wrote:
> wrote:
>> Somehow reminds me of the episode on "WKRP in Cincinnati" where the station
>> manager had arranged for a helecopter to drop live turkeys on a crowd as a
>> promotional stunt (i.e., giving them their Thanksgiving turkey for free) but,
>> forgot that turkeys can't fly.
>> R. Johnson - Dallas
>Ah ... I think perhaps it were best to point out that 'domesticated' 
>turkeys can't fly.  I've nearly been impaled by a few of the wild 
>variety, out in the wilds of Virginia with the top down. Trust me, they 
>fly very convincingly indeed.
>75 MGB 'Rags'
Jay Quinn                             '62 Austin-Healey MKII Sprite
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