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Re: Help w/naughty slang

To: Mark Jurras <>
Subject: Re: Help w/naughty slang
From: ckr <>
Date: Wed, 04 Dec 1996 18:11:24 -0500
Mark Jurras wrote:
> > >- For any U.S.(or other non-Brit nationals) thinking of using this on a 
> > >to London,
> OK, a co-worker of mine is over in the UK at one of our plants till at
> least January. I have a limited knowledge of British Slang but I like
> to help him out. I have told him to tell the waitresses at the pubs that
> he "wants to get stuffed" when he orders food and if he gets stopped
> for a traffic violation to tell the constable that he is "pissed".
> What else can I give him so he gets his face slapped or his nose thumped. 
>(He's not that stupid but its fun to try)
> - -Mark

Mark, try these:

Tell him to ask after the best kip house. (brothel, essentially)

Have him ask a waitress to go snogging with him. (Sounds harmless enough 
to Americans ... sort of a euphamism for french kissing)

Have him talk about the film 'Free Willy' loudly and often in bars. 
(willy to a Brit is equivalent to dick to an American)

That should be good for a start.

75 MGB 'Rags'

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