I always thought he was a set of hub caps on a Chrysler.
From: JustBrits@aol.com <JustBrits@aol.com>
To: email@example.com <firstname.lastname@example.org>;
Date: Thursday, September 24, 1998 9:32 AM
Subject: Re: Odd Things Found In Cars
>In a message dated 9/23/98 9:45:22 PM Central Daylight Time,
><< I once found Jimmy Hoffa in the trunk of an old Lincoln. >>
>Nah, everybody (no pun intended<G>) knows he under the endzon
>in Solider Field (or was that Shae Stadium??