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Subject: Humour
Date: Sat, 8 May 1999 11:47:38 EDT
        Car Care
 >         Judi was bored with driving her BMW. She fancied something a
 >         bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week,
 >         visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar
 >         convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love

 >         with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later
 >         off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her

 >         beautiful new car.
 >         Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring
 >         from the radio - what could possibly go wrong?
 >         At that thought, there was a splutter from the engine and the

 >         car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood

 >         and concluded, after a few minutes, that she didn't have a
 >         bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily, she had her mobile phone

 >         with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short
 >         wait later, she saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind
 >         her.
 >         "That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be
 >          matter?
 >         Judi replied, "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
 >         "Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the
 >         engine was purring like a cat again.
 >         "Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
 >         "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
 >         Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I
 >         to do that?"

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