At 09:32 AM 11/23/98 -0500, Kirby T. Kenyon wrote:
>>Subject: Re: Humor: How to Drive like a Moron
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>>you know, George Carlin said something on the order of: "Ever notice how
>>anyone who drives slower than you is a moron and anyone who drives faster
>>than you is a maniac?"
My favorite is from Stephen Wright:
Officer to speeder: Didn't you see that the speed limit around here is 40
MPH?
Speeder: Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long!
Atwell Haines
'79 Spitfire FM96062 UO
(57 HP)
Succasunna, NJ USA
The One Immutable Rule of Automotive Satisfaction:
"It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow"
- Cory Farley in Autoweek, 8/17/98
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