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Subject: humour non-LBC
From: "Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 10:37:38 -0400
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn
money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when
the man answered, the boy asked, "Hey mister, got any
odd jobs I can do?" The man did indeed have a job for
the boy to do. He handed him a can of red paint and a
brush. "Paint my porch," he said.

The boy was eager to do a good job, and the man went
back inside. A few hours later, the boy knocked on the
door again.  "Okay, mister, I'm done painting. But I gotta
tell ya -- that's not a Porsche, it's a Lamborghini."





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