Ouch!
David A. Templeton
Open Text Corp.
Waterloo, ON
Canada
N2L-5Z5
http://trandmustang.homestead.com
- 74 Spitfire - "Spit-Six"
- 76 Spitfire 1500 - Parts
- 95 GMC 2500 Ext LB 4x4
- 99 GMC Safari
- 66 Ford Mustang (the wife's)
----- Original Message -----
From: Fred Thomas <vafred@erols.com>
To: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Cc: <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, April 17, 2000 10:37 AM
Subject: humour non-LBC
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> A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn
> money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when
> the man answered, the boy asked, "Hey mister, got any
> odd jobs I can do?" The man did indeed have a job for
> the boy to do. He handed him a can of red paint and a
> brush. "Paint my porch," he said.
>
> The boy was eager to do a good job, and the man went
> back inside. A few hours later, the boy knocked on the
> door again. "Okay, mister, I'm done painting. But I gotta
> tell ya -- that's not a Porsche, it's a Lamborghini."
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