Drat, the secret's out. Job security is gone!
I spent 4 years doing an electronics degree just to find this out now!
Alan
p.s. Nice one Aurthur.
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From: Thearthurhsmith@cs.com
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 13:39:26 EDT
Subject: lbc electrical knowledge
SO YOU WILL NOW UNDER STAND WHAT THE ELECTRICAL STUFF IS ALL ABOUT.
"Positive ground electrical transmission of energy depends on proper circuit
functioning i.e., transmission of negative ions by retention of their visible
spectral manifestations, known as "smoke". Smoke is the thing that makes
electrical circuits work. We know this to be true because every time we let
the smoke out of the electrical system, it stops working. This theory can be
proved by repeatable empirical demonstration.
For example, when smoke escapes from an electrical component (eg, a Lucas
Voltage Regulator) we will subsequently observe that the component stops
working. The function of the wiring harness is to carry the smoke from one
device to another. When a harness springs a leak and lets all the smoke out
of the system, nothing works afterwards. Starter motors were frowned upon in
British automobiles for many years, largely because they consume large
quantities of smoke, requiring very large wires.
Some have alleged that Lucas components may be more prone to electrical
leakage than generic German or Japanese (or for that matter American)
electrics.Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and all
things British leak. British engines leak oil. British shock absorbers ,
hydraulic forks and disc brakes leak hydraulic oil. British tyres leak air.
The British Intelligence Establishment leaks secrets. Naturally, British
electric's leak smoke.
By establishing an understanding of these basic concepts of electrical
energy in the form of smoke, the mysteries of electrical components will
become cleare to the casual user."
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