These are good ones! I'm doing my share to pass them on.
RE: BMW - some folks hereabouts call it the Basic Marin Wagon
(but we don't have one)
Thanks for sharing -- happy motoring,
Peggy
At 01:37 PM 5/6/99 +1000, Leigh Ellen Johnson wrote:
>Got this from another list - thought you lot would have some fun...
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>BTW Toby, got the tshirts in Australia yesterday - brilliant!
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>Cheers
>Leigh Ellen
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>> Car acronyms
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>> AUDI
>> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
>> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
>> All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
>> All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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>> BMW
>> Big Money Works
>> Bought My Wife
>> Brutal Money Waster
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>> BUICK
>> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
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>> CHEVROLET
>> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
>> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
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>> DODGE
>> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
>> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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>> FORD
>> Fix Or Repair Daily
>> Found On Road, Dead
>> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
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>> GM
>> General Maintenance
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>> GMC
>> Garage Man's Companion
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>> HONDA
>> Had One Never Did Again
>> Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
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>> HYUNDAI
>> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
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>> MAZDA
>> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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>> OLDSMOBILE
>> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
>> day.
>> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
>> Equipment
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>> SAAB
>> Send Another Automobile Back
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>> TOYOTA
>> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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>> VOLVO
>> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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>> VW
>> Virtually Worthless
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